Lewis1983's definitions

reaction

A provoked outburst, following piss-taking by friends.

"Look at the size of your lips Joe"

"Fuck off Lewis, you're such a dick"

"Reaction acheived!!!!!!!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

binky

Honky, stoned, mashed-out, zanky, splinky, bonky...basically when one has consumed too much Marijuana and thinks that they are a floating head without a body.

"Lewis is binky as usual"

by Lewis1983 June 8, 2005

bigman

Sarcastic response to someone bragging about something.

"Yeah I've got this new job, 100k a year"

Response: "Bigman hey?"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

olé

Response to a good suggestion

"Let's get pissed tonight"

"olé!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

yarm

Small town in Teesside, North East UK. Really nice little place but full of arseholes with fake tan and stupid gay mullets talking about how much their latest Prada top cost them, the reality being they work in a clothes shop/bar for £4.50 an hour and they spent a month's wages on it.

The funny thing is the majority of people like this don't live in Yarm - they just aspire to and hail from a giant mock-tudor housing estate called Ingleby Barwick where the houses are 15cm apart, and their parents work in middle management and drive a Ford Mondeo.

"Went to Yarm last night"

"Was it full of cunts?"

"Yes"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005