Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Lepussy bames

Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of ramen, then proceeding to fuck it till it’s cooked.

Dave’s favorite dish is my homemade Korean cumwad

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The act of ejaculating in a bowl of unseasoned ramen, then proceeding to fuck the ramen till it’s heated up.

Sorry babe I can’t do it tonight, I just had a Korean cumwad

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When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

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When that fag forgets the punch for your party so you compromise by getting everyone to fill the punch bowl with their cum.

Me and the boys were forced to have a splooge party after Dave forgot the Hawaiian Punch.

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3 or more people all fuck the shit out of a bottle until they cum. Whoever cums last must butt chug all the semen.

Dave is missing school today after getting his ass kicked in bottle racing.

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The act of ejaculating in a bowl of unseasoned ramen, then proceeding to fuck the ramen till it’s heated up.

Sorry babe I can’t do it tonight, I just had a Korean cumwad

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