Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.
by LeonC December 15, 2002

Phrase used to dismiss someone, most likely directed at a male to get rid of him from a conversation.
Mason Fagpuppet: Oh my god! Did you like, see the new show on TV?
Johnny Rocketfingers: Shut up woman, the men are talking right now. Go get me a pop.
Johnny Rocketfingers: Shut up woman, the men are talking right now. Go get me a pop.
by LeonC June 10, 2003

One of the greatest sport comics ever, about a high school basketball team. The main character's headstrong determination and lack of self consciousness will become the spirit of this team.
by LeonC August 03, 2003

A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful.
by LeonC December 15, 2002

by LeonC January 31, 2004
