Leon's definitions

ipso facto

This word is typically used to emphasize a contradition, and its use as "by that very fact" should be distinguished from therefore, which also means "by the preceding fact". In the example below, ipso facto is used because the success in some way hinges on apparent failure. This could occur if, for example, if my goal was to lower myself in the other's opinion. Ipso facto, then, is almost always used to emphasize problems of perspective, as in the example.

He says I have failed, but, ipso facto, I've succeeded.

by leon September 8, 2008

Flap Jacks

A Woman with breasts that are flat. Deflated Titties.

An old age home is a great place to find Flap Jacks.

by Leon June 20, 2004

Salad shooter

A vegitarian who has diaria.

My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.

by Leon February 27, 2003

there's no i in team

yeah, but there ain't no "we", either.

taken from the budweiser commercial featuring Leon.

by Leon November 2, 2004

tub girl

- A farting game gone wrong.

- Description : the picture of a girl, now known as tubgirl, in which she's lying down and lifts her feet up to her shoulders, so that her anus faces upwards, then literally takes a liquid dump on her own face.

- Often mentioned alongside goatse.

"Tubgirl is a case of semi-inverse bulimia"

by Leon April 7, 2004

Hobo Chunk

The tastiest piece of hobo meat. Can be found under the shoulder blades of homeless people, and extracted using a very sharp knife. Most often used in hobo stew, but can be made into "fillet de hobo" or a hobo chunk sandwich.

The hobo chunk last night sucked. It was way too tough!

I'm cravin' a hobo chunk sandwich right now.

I've got a hankerin' for a "fillet de hobo."

That hobo tried to mug us, but now that I've got his hobo chunks, were gonna 'mug' him. LOL!

I hobo chunked his ass real good with my sharp-ass knife!

by Leon November 17, 2003

Astrosecret

A huge-ass secret. Often used by crazy people. See example.

Astrosecret.
Bitches always tryin' to steal my shit.
Like my brain.

by Leon November 16, 2003