Definitions by LemonySnickets

Double Doors 

A slang term for big ears

Oh my did you see the double doors on that kid?

Double Doors by LemonySnickets June 4, 2017

lolly guy 

A homosexual male who is very into performing oral sex. Usually associated with the person being needy or insecure.

My new boyfriend is such a lolly guy I don't know how to deal with it.

lolly guy by LemonySnickets May 30, 2017

Muddy Fox 

The act of pulling out to orgasm during anal sex

Whenever we're together Tom gives me a muddy fox

Muddy Fox by LemonySnickets May 19, 2017

Rimming the Future 

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.

Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"

Rimming the Future by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

Just handing it back

A reply phrase to Just putting it out here or Just placing it out there that signifies disinterest or displeasure in the suggestion. Usually used when the original suggestion or statement was so unhelpful or absurd as to warrant immediate dismissal..

Person 1: "Just putting it out there by pol pot had the right idea..."
Person 2: "Just handing it back"

Just handing it back by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

Gender Terrorist 

An individual who usually identifies as gender fluid and tries to push these fluid terms on to the rest of society. Gender terrorists usually deploy an arsenal of logical fallacies, claims of discrimination against them, actual discrimination against others and bullying in an attempt to invoke special treatment.

Person 1: "My baby is not a boy just because he has male genitals and I thank you to stop using such statements"
Person 2: "Yeah ok Gender Terrorist, what pronoun should i use then?"

Gender Terrorist by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

Starfish 

A sexual partner (usually female) who is not actively involved in the sexual encounter.

"My girl is a starfish, how can I fix this?"

Starfish by LemonySnickets March 1, 2016