LemonySnickets's definitions

Twitter Wrong

A term used to express that someones understanding of a word, quote, event or issue has been wrapped away from reality by twitter.

The term came about in response to the tendency of twitter users to misinterpret things then spread that misinterpretation around like a game of telephone.

Eg 1.

"Man, this reporter is always twitter wrong"

by LemonySnickets July 18, 2020

Yankville

An alternative, partially derogator term for the United States of America

Joe Biden is the president of Yankville

by LemonySnickets June 26, 2021

Big Dick Syndrome

A person of any gender who uses their achievements, particularly those of a financial or career nature, as if they're swinging a big imaginary dick around the room. Very regularly seen on online dating profiles, or in first meeting situations.

Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.

"Hey baby, nice to meet you. I'm the senior executive manager of customer experience and digitalisation at XZY, and I think you're pretty hot, want to go for a ride in my '63 Ferrari Roadster? "

"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"

by LemonySnickets July 14, 2019

Starfish

A sexual partner (usually female) who is not actively involved in the sexual encounter.

"My girl is a starfish, how can I fix this?"

by LemonySnickets March 1, 2016

Chip Margie

1. A soft bun or bread spread (usually thickly) with margarine with hot chips and sauce inside.

2. A chip butty served with margarine instead of butter

Customer: Can I have a chip butty?

Clerk: We have no butter, is a chip margie ok?

by LemonySnickets June 13, 2022

Techmantic

Adj. A romantic gesture, action or situation related to technology, especially consumer electronics.

Boy: Do you want to snuggle in bed and watch Netflix?
Girl: aww, you're so techmantic

by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018