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vaginal slice born born

1. Caesarian section.
Came from the Ticket, Gordon Keith.

2. Can also be a salutation of farewell.
Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.

Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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beee-yotch

Same as biotch but really reeally strunnngg ooouuuuttt... and i hadn't seen that spelling yet....
That is one phat beee-yotch, y'uns.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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dogger

A close male friend, usually one who is also familiar with the term
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaay dogger! Sup dogger?
by Leif June 10, 2006
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UDWOD Worthy

What UD editors call a definition that they reviewed as particulary enjoyable, and worthy of being recognized as UDWOD.
I tell you what, some of these UDWOD Worthy entries could become as popular as krunk.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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swappin spit

Kissing... especially as far as making out. Comes from the act of exchanging saliva.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.
Yo dog, Angela started swappin spit, and before you knew it, we were all over each other.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Uff Da!

One of those international exclamations that have made it to areas where there is some Scandinavian populations. It can express joy, frustration, bewilderment, etc.

The term Uff Da! can be found on many items at a Scandinavian shop - such as coffee mugs, license plate frames, etc.

It is an analogue of such words in other languages as "oy vey" or "carumba."

In Norway, Charlie Brown says, "Uff Da!" instead of "Good grief!"
Lars: The government is going to audit my income tax!
Henrik: Uff Da!

Thor: Did you see that hottie over there?
Leffe: Uff Da!

Henrik: Can you believe that Norway is only 100 years old this year?
Roar: Uff Da!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Jedi Wife Trick

One of the side effects of having your wife watch enough Star Wars - it's an offshoot of the Jedi Mind Trick. A wife performs the Jedi wife trick, by simply saying something to her husband that causes her husband to do her will. It's sometimes accompanied with the hand motion that Obi Wan used on the Storm Troopers in Episode IV.
Husband: My buddies and I are going to go shoot some pool over at Pool Hall X.
Wife: (with hand motion) You do not want to go out with your buddies.
Husband: I do not want to go out with my buddies.
Wife: You do not want to play pool.
Husband: I do not want to play pool.
Wife: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Husband: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Wife: You want to clean the kitchen.
Husband: I want to clean the kitchen.

Husband calls one of the buddies.
Husband: Sorry, I think I'd rather clean the kitchen and not play pool tonight.
Buddy: Damn, your wife pulled the Jedi wife trick again.
Buddy 2:(In background) That woman's a Jedi master.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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