Definitions by Leeny Burghers

chimp choker

A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey

Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems

chimp choker by leeny burghers July 29, 2003

little wee 

The most special seven year old in the world.

Little Wee is the greatest even when she overeats

little wee by leeny burghers July 29, 2003

bananas in pyjamas 

Shit childrens programe.

Oh fuck bananas in pyjamas again!!!!!

bananas in pyjamas by leeny burghers July 29, 2003

twatted 

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

twatted by leeny burghers April 14, 2003

hand shandy 

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

hand shandy by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

Pugwash 

A tit wank (australian)

G'day Gladys Give us a Pugwash will ya

Pugwash by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

Reality wank 

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Reality wank by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003