7 definitions by Leeny Burghers

Reality wank

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

bananas in pyjamas

Shit childrens programe.

Oh fuck bananas in pyjamas again!!!!!

by Leeny Burghers July 29, 2003

little wee

The most special seven year old in the world.

Little Wee is the greatest even when she overeats

by Leeny Burghers July 29, 2003

chimp choker

A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey

Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems

by Leeny Burghers July 29, 2003

Pugwash

A tit wank (australian)

G'day Gladys Give us a Pugwash will ya

by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

hand shandy

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

twatted

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

by Leeny Burghers April 14, 2003