Matt Donovan

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!

Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Blood

Sometimes thicker than water, sometimes thinner than wine

Blood does not equal bond

by LearnyourABC'S November 06, 2023

Sister

God she's a fucking bitch. But I still love her.

I WILLL NOT give her my phone charger.
but if she needed it, I would give her my kidney.

Sister 1: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID BITCH
Sister 2: FUCK NOOOOOO HAHAH HAHHAHAHA

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Love

its a 50/50

Love is complicated dude

by LearnyourABC'S November 06, 2023

Dickwad

An Idiot that has a big ego to make up for his tiny dick

ur a dickwad chad

by LearnyourABC'S November 05, 2023

Entire world

8 Billion people

Did you know that if the entire world population wrapped around the world we would die?

by LearnyourABC'S November 06, 2023