machine gun mouth

Someone or somebody who has a machine gun mouth babbles idly and rapidly, to some extent, non-stop.

A person with a machine gun mouth is very annoying that you feel like wanting to punch his or her face to make him/her stfu.

YouTube video guy whom speaks very fast: Hello. Today I'll be showing you how to look more dapper........(10 minutes later)............so that you will be fancied by girls around you.

Me: Oh shit! I don't get what he is trying to say, this machine gun mouth guy!!

by Le Mao February 10, 2013

asstray

Anything that lets you sit (chair, couch, etc.) is called asstray after you get up from it. Because the seat becomes hot after you sit on it for a long period. It is a blend of ass and ashtray (ashtray is hot as people drop the ashes of cigarettes into an ashtray).

(In a bus...)
Young man: Come ma'am. You can have my seat.
Old lady: No, thanks. I do not want my bum to get roasted by the asstray.

by Le Mao September 21, 2012

LaB

Abbreviation of Lazy and Busy. One will snap at someone else who is asking for assistance by saying LaB (pronounced with the initials) immediately if he/she is reluctant to help.

It could mean that you're simply too busy or just too lazy to help.

Renee: Can you please help me with this experiment, Sebastian?

Sebastian: Sorry. LaB.

by Le Mao January 15, 2013

fogging

Smoking

"What are those youngsters doing there at the back?"
"Oh they are fogging."

by Le Mao July 13, 2012

peace sign

The peace sign is literally a broken cross.

I think the peace sign isn't really peace, it is just blasphemous to the broken cross.

by Le Mao September 22, 2012

Abacus

An instrument used to calculate numbers and other mathematical problems, which is 10 times better and faster than calculator.

Abacus vs. Calculator, who wins?
Abacus, of course!

by Le Mao September 13, 2012

Psy

Now it has been revealed that one of the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse is a South Korean rapper: Psy. Once "Gangnam Style" reaches 1 billion views on YouTube, he will unleash his power and bring destruction to the world on 21st December 2012. The reason he is one of the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse is because of his horse-riding dance and as of now, the number of views is so close to 1 billion.

Our fate is all up to Psy this 21st December.

by Le Mao December 19, 2012