Definitions by Le Mao

machine gun mouth

Someone or somebody who has a machine gun mouth babbles idly and rapidly, to some extent, non-stop.

A person with a machine gun mouth is very annoying that you feel like wanting to punch his or her face to make him/her stfu.

YouTube video guy whom speaks very fast: Hello. Today I'll be showing you how to look more dapper........(10 minutes later)............so that you will be fancied by girls around you.

Me: Oh shit! I don't get what he is trying to say, this machine gun mouth guy!!

machine gun mouth by Le Mao February 10, 2013

LaB

Abbreviation of Lazy and Busy. One will snap at someone else who is asking for assistance by saying LaB (pronounced with the initials) immediately if he/she is reluctant to help.

It could mean that you're simply too busy or just too lazy to help.

Renee: Can you please help me with this experiment, Sebastian?

Sebastian: Sorry. LaB.

LaB by Le Mao January 15, 2013

Psy 

Now it has been revealed that one of the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse is a South Korean rapper: Psy. Once "Gangnam Style" reaches 1 billion views on YouTube, he will unleash his power and bring destruction to the world on 21st December 2012. The reason he is one of the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse is because of his horse-riding dance and as of now, the number of views is so close to 1 billion.

Our fate is all up to Psy this 21st December.

Psy by Le Mao December 19, 2012

peace sign

The peace sign is literally a broken cross.

I think the peace sign isn't really peace, it is just blasphemous to the broken cross.

peace sign by Le Mao September 22, 2012

asstray 

Anything that lets you sit (chair, couch, etc.) is called asstray after you get up from it. Because the seat becomes hot after you sit on it for a long period. It is a blend of ass and ashtray (ashtray is hot as people drop the ashes of cigarettes into an ashtray).

(In a bus...)
Young man: Come ma'am. You can have my seat.
Old lady: No, thanks. I do not want my bum to get roasted by the asstray.

asstray by Le Mao September 21, 2012

Abacus

An instrument used to calculate numbers and other mathematical problems, which is 10 times better and faster than calculator.

Abacus vs. Calculator, who wins?
Abacus, of course!

Abacus by Le Mao September 13, 2012

asian 

People from the occidents and America are bound to call Chinese as Asian and they do not consider any other people living in the Asia continent as Asians.

Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.

Guy A (from USA): Peter Chao and Jackie Chan are both Asians.

Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?

Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*

asian by Le Mao September 10, 2012