Lazarus Ciccone's definitions

Going pro

When a male turns to a professional sex worker in order to get some action.

When I'm in Vegas, if I can't pick up I'm going pro.

by Lazarus Ciccone December 6, 2010

On The Pole

Phrase describing if a girl is sexually active or not, often in reference to teenaged girls. The use of "pole" comes from the likeness of a male penis to a pole, hence, if a girl is on a pole, she'd be sexually active.

"I think it's pretty clear at this point that Sarah Palin's daughter is on the pole."

"You'd better stop letting your daughter dress like Britney Spears or she'll be on the pole before you can say the words R. Kelly."

by Lazarus Ciccone October 20, 2008

Facebook

A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."

Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks

I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.

by Lazarus Ciccone August 20, 2008

white trash

Basically, most of the caucasian population of Michigan.

"Let's move to Michigan. We can pretend we're Kid Rock or Eminem, let 19 year olds father children with 11 year olds, and be white trash."

by Lazarus Ciccone August 1, 2007

pegging

When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.

1.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"

Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"

2.
Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"

by Lazarus Ciccone November 3, 2006

TSN

Canadian 24-hour sports channel which debuted in 1984. Percentage of it was purchased by ESPN in 1995 after the Canadian government, in their protectionist infinite wisdom, revoked the American network's entry into the Canadian TV market. (After all, everyone knows the biggest cultural threat to Canada is the NCAA). Gradually since, all graphics, logos and names have been styled in the ESPN format - i.e. "Sportscentre" with Canadian spelling. The essential result is a network which devotes 90% of its time to hockey and curling while using exciting teases and graphics. Only notable upside is simulcasting of some ESPN programming.

I could tell you some salacious stories about what has gone on behind the scenes at TSN in recent years, but I won't.

by Lazarus Ciccone January 13, 2006

Karl Rove

Political mastermind and advisor to President George W. Bush. Acts as Bush's brain, in part because Bush's is microscopic. Can also be likened to "scum of the earth" and "lowest form of humanity". Generally speaking, feces have more ethics and character.

"Karl Rove is a parasite. Anyone who leaks the name of a covert CIA agent as retribution for exposing his own lie is guilty of treason. Therefore, any American who believes this piece of crap actually cares about his country is far too stupid to be alive."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 30, 2005