Something you can write on the bathroom wall at your local bar in the crapper for a qwik laugh.
"EAT THE CORN"
"EAT THE CORN"
by LayItonYou March 23, 2007
Get the Eat The Cornmug. 1} A divorce terminology mostly used by an ex, or soon to be ex-wife. Refers to a little tiny small pile of "your shit." Usually clothes and/or pictures spread sporadically upon the front lawn or in a box of "your shit." In some cases it is found to be accompanied along some things you didn't think that you owned. FIRST would be Anal Lube with a little pretty bow on it. SECOND would be a small metal object, also with a cute little pretty bow on it, called a nail clipper. So that you won't scratch your ankles when you grab them to take it up the ass by her lawyer. And THIRD would be a key to a post office box set up in your name only, that when you check it, find it full of bills ... the kind that need to be paid ... not the ones with dead presidents on them.
2} What is left on the end of her lawyers schlong from you.
3} Something said when you find your key doesn't fit in the door anymore.
4} Also denoted in the song from Beyonce.
2} What is left on the end of her lawyers schlong from you.
3} Something said when you find your key doesn't fit in the door anymore.
4} Also denoted in the song from Beyonce.
1} Dear John ... here is your shit ... and, some gifts.
Love,
Jane Doe
2} You don't call me anymore :(
3} "YOU THINK THAT YOUR SHIT DOESN'T STINK?!"
4} To the left To the left To the left
To the left To the left To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff - Yes
Love,
Jane Doe
2} You don't call me anymore :(
3} "YOU THINK THAT YOUR SHIT DOESN'T STINK?!"
4} To the left To the left To the left
To the left To the left To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff - Yes
by LayItOnYou March 23, 2007
Get the your shitmug. A non-literal term, either mental or spoken. Only used for a single man that implies an emotional and physical connection. Used upon seeing a lady during a situation (short or long term) in which you cannot make immediate contact with a woman. An unfinished desire to talk to her, or a desire to demonstrate your attraction to her - such as in a workplace environment, a passing in a store, mall, bus, a business meeting, subway, freeway, or any other qwik and/or continuous passing environment, or perhaps even on TV.
{ie. 7 of 9 ... Star Trek } Call ME or email me Jeri Ryan! I love you!
Denotes the desire to be able to make a connection and relationship with a woman who has been unavailable over a period of time or just for a minute. Could be a teacher or just a girl you know, or don't really know, or someone who always boards the bus at 8'th street and gets off at 10'th street.
A wish to have intimate, close coversation/meeting. An urge to have a more meaningful communication/connection with someone not currently available or approachable. Also means a sexual reference for wanting to have more than just sex with that person. Thugs can skip the part about "to have more than just" part above.
An inward emotion and/or thought that is based on sight and impression of what you believe this person to be. The number one sign of "get her home address" syndrome is when you first saw her you said "GHHA" inside your head right at the same time your knees went weak! And never new it meant
G(et) H(er) H(ome) A(ddress)
{ie. 7 of 9 ... Star Trek } Call ME or email me Jeri Ryan! I love you!
Denotes the desire to be able to make a connection and relationship with a woman who has been unavailable over a period of time or just for a minute. Could be a teacher or just a girl you know, or don't really know, or someone who always boards the bus at 8'th street and gets off at 10'th street.
A wish to have intimate, close coversation/meeting. An urge to have a more meaningful communication/connection with someone not currently available or approachable. Also means a sexual reference for wanting to have more than just sex with that person. Thugs can skip the part about "to have more than just" part above.
An inward emotion and/or thought that is based on sight and impression of what you believe this person to be. The number one sign of "get her home address" syndrome is when you first saw her you said "GHHA" inside your head right at the same time your knees went weak! And never new it meant
G(et) H(er) H(ome) A(ddress)
by LayItOnYou March 24, 2007
Get the get her home addressmug. Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"
by LayItonYou March 24, 2007
Get the jesus saves!mug. by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007
Get the A beaver attemptmug. The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!
Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!
I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!
When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!
I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!
When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!
by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007
Get the nail clippermug. The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!
by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007
Get the Paranoidmug.