Lawyerbot's definitions

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One who does not have to brag about his leet status. One who is better than those who think they are leet.

Jeffrey just stood back, confident he was 1338, while everyone else argued about being 1337.

by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005

cobb

To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.

Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.

by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005

Roved

To be unwittingly screwed over by a Machiavellian fat albino or similar character.

He totally roved that teacher by publishing photoshopped pictures of the teacher with a goat.

by Lawyerbot December 25, 2005

Scalia

(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.

Tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl's bathroom.

by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005

franken

(v) To cast light upon the abuse of power and find humor even in heinous times.
(n) a person of small size but infinite humor.

Despite the turdblossom's constant bullying on the playground, little Mikey was able to franken the situation by explaining to the other kids that the bully was overcompensating for having a small penis.

by Lawyerbot December 24, 2005

DMW

Short for Dead Man Walking. Someone about to be fired or indicted.

As Karl walked down the hallway, all the staff commented on the shiny skin of the albino DMW.

by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005

Republiporn

(1) Pornographic material as written by Republicans such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west.

(2) Pornography that reflects Republican family values.

Jeff said I should buy Libby's book The Apprentice, but i told him republiporn was too sick for my tastes.

by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005