Lawyerbot's definitions

Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.

Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.

by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005

1338

One who does not have to brag about his leet status. One who is better than those who think they are leet.

Jeffrey just stood back, confident he was 1338, while everyone else argued about being 1337.

by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005

franken

(v) To cast light upon the abuse of power and find humor even in heinous times.
(n) a person of small size but infinite humor.

Despite the turdblossom's constant bullying on the playground, little Mikey was able to franken the situation by explaining to the other kids that the bully was overcompensating for having a small penis.

by Lawyerbot December 24, 2005

Roved

To be unwittingly screwed over by a Machiavellian fat albino or similar character.

He totally roved that teacher by publishing photoshopped pictures of the teacher with a goat.

by Lawyerbot December 25, 2005

Republiporn

(1) Pornographic material as written by Republicans such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west.

(2) Pornography that reflects Republican family values.

Jeff said I should buy Libby's book The Apprentice, but i told him republiporn was too sick for my tastes.

by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005

DMW

Short for Dead Man Walking. Someone about to be fired or indicted.

As Karl walked down the hallway, all the staff commented on the shiny skin of the albino DMW.

by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005

bi-asian

A bi-sexual with a preference for asian partners. Sometimes referred to as a rice eater.

Ron loved attending UCLA because he is such a bi-asian.

by Lawyerbot July 20, 2008