10 definitions by Lawyerbot

To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.
Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.
by Lawyerbot November 15, 2005
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(v) To cast light upon the abuse of power and find humor even in heinous times.
(n) a person of small size but infinite humor.
Despite the turdblossom's constant bullying on the playground, little Mikey was able to franken the situation by explaining to the other kids that the bully was overcompensating for having a small penis.
by Lawyerbot November 15, 2005
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(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.
Tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl's bathroom.
by Lawyerbot November 15, 2005
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The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.

Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.
by Lawyerbot November 17, 2005
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(1) Pornographic material as written by Republicans such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west.

(2) Pornography that reflects Republican family values.
Jeff said I should buy Libby's book The Apprentice, but i told him republiporn was too sick for my tastes.
by Lawyerbot November 17, 2005
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Short for Pawn of Putin.
Florida is filled with PoPs who will believe anything to justify voting for Trump.
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To be unwittingly screwed over by a Machiavellian fat albino or similar character.
He totally roved that teacher by publishing photoshopped pictures of the teacher with a goat.
by Lawyerbot November 15, 2005
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