Lauren's definitions

livinghell

describes all high school and college math courses.

UGH! algebra 2 is a freaking livinghell!

by Lauren February 8, 2003

Billy Joe Armstrong

Lead Singer of Greenday
Hottest 34yr old ever
Fucking awesome.

I saw Billy Joe at the concert last night and he was fucking hot as hell!

by Lauren April 21, 2005

dooney and bourke

The best designer of purses ever.

I just bought this Dooney & Bourke purse yesterday at South Coast Plaza.

by Lauren April 2, 2005

Southlake

south of grapevine lake DUHHHHH and u just hate us cuz we r better than yall in...hmmm lets seeee EVERYTHING!! come on admit it u know u wanna be rich and live in southlake!! just becuz i live in a house worth 3 million and have 2 cars at age 15 doesnt mean that im stuck up!!

hey that girl is hot and rich, she must live in southlake!

by lauren April 25, 2005

gurp

a person's reaction to being on shrooms, equivalent to getting stoned

I was so gurping off of those shrooms last night.

by Lauren March 23, 2005

spaghetti night

just like spaghetti. before the spaghetti is boiled it is stiff but after wards it softened by the heat. This is what happens to the males penis in the spaghetti night.

Tonights gonna be a spaghetti night!

by lauren December 9, 2003

Dag

When you have a really old cat and he/she has lost the ability to excrete properly, and they do a poo but still has a dag (a bit of poo) hanging on.

"Hey, look, Whiskas has a dag!"
"Ewww"

by Lauren May 1, 2005