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hoser

hoser equals the american use of idiot.
You're all a bunch of fucking hosers.
by Laura February 11, 2005
mugGet the hosermug.

shastamacnasty

level number three in the "staircase of nasty"
Laura earned her title of shastamacnasty, but becasue of a technicality in the staircase of nasty, Carrie got a hand-out.
by Laura December 19, 2003
mugGet the shastamacnastymug.

boobie

1. Term of endearment for friends, stemming from the animal blue-footed booby.
2. Name for a crush.
1. Boobie, why didn't you call me?
2. Boobie #1 is looking hot today.
by Laura May 13, 2005
mugGet the boobiemug.

sea monkey bank

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank
id love for her to suck his bank
by laura June 17, 2004
mugGet the sea monkey bankmug.

fetch

sadly I to let everyone know that people in utah have said fetch for years. it is annoying and lame. sorry it is a replacement for saying f*ck.
Holy fetch!I forgot my keys!
by Laura May 13, 2005
mugGet the fetchmug.

Scut

A female who is both a slut and a cunt.
Jill is a scut. She sleeps with multiple men while being engaged to another. She makes everyone she meets angry.
by Laura July 16, 2003
mugGet the Scutmug.

Weirdo Laura

Random obsessive. Stalks anything with a penis.
"Look, there's another Weirdo Laura"
by Laura April 14, 2005
mugGet the Weirdo Lauramug.

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