poontronage

Political support or a appointment given in return for sex.
Question: How did that no-name get the appointment?

Answer: Poontronage.
by LaughingAloud July 03, 2020
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Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."
You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.
by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019
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#TrumpSmells

Internet meme based on the reports of the disgraced former President's odor of urine emanating from the Depends diapers he is rumored to wear.
#TrumpSmells has captured the disgust of Twitter followers, who only wish Diaper Don would take a bath and change his Depends.
by LaughingAloud December 23, 2023
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Marjorie Toilet Greene

The incompetent toilet-mouth MAGAt from Georgia who no business being in the U.S. Congress.
There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.
by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024
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Mother-Tucker Carlson

The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.
That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.
by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023
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Trump Recovery Syndrome

A phenomenon whereby individuals who were triggered by President Trump, go through a series of stages before finally calming down and feeling peace. This is entirely natural after 4+ years of his anxiety-provoking madness. The nervous system has to re-calibrate. Our habitual range of e-motion has to return to healthier parameters. Those stages may include deep sleep, hyper-vigilance, spontaneous joy, intermittent rage, feelings of boredom, generalized anxiety, a persistent need to check media, a hunger for intensity, pendulating between emotional armor and moments of surrender. It is very similar to one’s experience of reality after any abuser leaves their life. It takes real time to integrate the fact that they are gone, particularly in the case of a malignant-narcissist who has a perpetual need for attention. Anyone suffering from TRS will benefit from a patient approach to their recovery. Trump hit many buttons, and it will take time before your nervous system can regulate. - Jeff Brown
Hey Dude, don't be pushing on me that Q-ANON nonsense about the election being stolen. I am still traumatized and going through Trump Recovery Syndrome.
by LaughingAloud January 25, 2021
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flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.
I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'
by LaughingAloud September 30, 2005
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