Skip to main content

Definitions by LaughingAloud

IQ-A-NONE 

The imbecilic movement of Trump supporters committed to spreading conspiracy theories and other falsehoods.
Don’t pay any attention to those idiots. They are a bunch of IQ-A-NONE supporters who have the IQ of a grape.
IQ-A-NONE by LaughingAloud January 22, 2021

Trumpditionist

A knucklehead who committed seduction at the urging of the Imbecile in Chief, Diaper Don.
That stupid Trumpditionist did what Diaper Don encouraged them to do, and now the Imbecile in Chief is throwing them to the wolves.
Trumpditionist by LaughingAloud January 16, 2021

poontronage 

Political support or a appointment given in return for sex.
Question: How did that no-name get the appointment?

Answer: Poontronage.
poontronage by LaughingAloud July 3, 2020

Turd in a Tuxedo 

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."
You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.
Turd in a Tuxedo by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019

anti-defecation league 

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.
Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

Christie Camel Toe 

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..
Christie Camel Toe by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

turd tornado 

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.
Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."
turd tornado by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016