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The Eye of Providence is proof of the Illuminati, and Elvis is alive and orbiting Mars in a pickle barrel!
by Laser Potato June 15, 2005
Get the Eye of Providence mug.1.) A type of grasshopper that periodically appears and eats all vegetation available before laying eggs and dying. It is edible.
2.) The harmless (but very noisy) periodic cicada, which emerges every 17 years. It, too, is edible.
3.)Any overly abundant and destructive or annoying entity. Not always edible.
2.) The harmless (but very noisy) periodic cicada, which emerges every 17 years. It, too, is edible.
3.)Any overly abundant and destructive or annoying entity. Not always edible.
by Laser Potato June 15, 2005
Get the locust mug.1. A small cake of shortened bread leavened with baking powder or soda.
2. A thin, crisp cracker or cookie. (British)
3. A kind of unraised bread formed into flat cakes, and bakes hard, ie ship biscuit, sea biscuit.
2. A thin, crisp cracker or cookie. (British)
3. A kind of unraised bread formed into flat cakes, and bakes hard, ie ship biscuit, sea biscuit.
1. I'm gonna have some biscuits and gravy.
2. Biscuits and *WHAT?!*
3. I'm don't even bother to eat 'em anymore. I just use 'em to patch up the boat.
2. Biscuits and *WHAT?!*
3. I'm don't even bother to eat 'em anymore. I just use 'em to patch up the boat.
by Laser Potato August 24, 2004
Get the biscuit mug.Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
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Okay, I'm better now.
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Okay, I'm better now.
by Laser Potato August 21, 2004
Get the pear tree mug.Also known as Asterix The Gaul, a badass midget warrior who first appeared in the first issue of Pilote, a French comic anathology.
by Laser Potato October 16, 2008
Get the asterix mug.(n.)A cool-tasting, aromatic herb that is virtually impossible to start from seed packets, but if you succeed it will invariably escape from its container, invade your garden, and transform your backyard (not to mention every backyard within the tri-state area) into a sea of minty goodness.
"Some more mint tea, dear?"
"I don't want any more mint tea!"
"Well there's mint jelly, lamb with mint sauce, mint candies, mint juliep, mint..."
"I don't want any more mint tea!"
"Well there's mint jelly, lamb with mint sauce, mint candies, mint juliep, mint..."
by Laser Potato June 29, 2006
Get the mint mug.a term used to describe well-intentioned but incorrect, obsolete, incomplete, or over-simplified expositions of scientific ideas.
An example of bad science would be the statement that electrons revolve in orbits around the atomic nucleus, a picture that was discredited in the 1920's, but is so much more vivid and easily grasped than the one that supplanted it that it shows no sign of dying out.
by Laser Potato July 6, 2005
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