Laser Potato's definitions
by Laser Potato August 23, 2004
Get the pigeonmug. The Eye of Providence is proof of the Illuminati, and Elvis is alive and orbiting Mars in a pickle barrel!
by Laser Potato June 15, 2005
Get the Eye of Providencemug. A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.
And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.
And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.
by Laser Potato May 20, 2005
Get the goatsemug. 1. A small cake of shortened bread leavened with baking powder or soda.
2. A thin, crisp cracker or cookie. (British)
3. A kind of unraised bread formed into flat cakes, and bakes hard, ie ship biscuit, sea biscuit.
2. A thin, crisp cracker or cookie. (British)
3. A kind of unraised bread formed into flat cakes, and bakes hard, ie ship biscuit, sea biscuit.
1. I'm gonna have some biscuits and gravy.
2. Biscuits and *WHAT?!*
3. I'm don't even bother to eat 'em anymore. I just use 'em to patch up the boat.
2. Biscuits and *WHAT?!*
3. I'm don't even bother to eat 'em anymore. I just use 'em to patch up the boat.
by Laser Potato August 24, 2004
Get the biscuitmug. 1.) A type of grasshopper that periodically appears and eats all vegetation available before laying eggs and dying. It is edible.
2.) The harmless (but very noisy) periodic cicada, which emerges every 17 years. It, too, is edible.
3.)Any overly abundant and destructive or annoying entity. Not always edible.
2.) The harmless (but very noisy) periodic cicada, which emerges every 17 years. It, too, is edible.
3.)Any overly abundant and destructive or annoying entity. Not always edible.
by Laser Potato June 15, 2005
Get the locustmug. A plot device that motivates the characters and advance the story, particularly one whose importance is accepted completely by the story's characters, yet from the audience's perspective it might be minimally explained or may test their suspension of disbelief if it is scrutinized. The device, usually an object, is common in films, especially thrillers.
It is important that the audience never actually see the MacGuffin. I dunno why.
The term "MacGuffin" was invented by Alfred Hitchcock; according to the Oxford English Dictionary, he explained the term in a 1939 lecture at Columbia University:
In regard to the tune, we have a name in the studio, and we call it the 'MacGuffin'. It is the mechanical element that usually crops up in any story. In crook stories it is always the necklace and in spy stories it is always the papers.
It is important that the audience never actually see the MacGuffin. I dunno why.
The term "MacGuffin" was invented by Alfred Hitchcock; according to the Oxford English Dictionary, he explained the term in a 1939 lecture at Columbia University:
In regard to the tune, we have a name in the studio, and we call it the 'MacGuffin'. It is the mechanical element that usually crops up in any story. In crook stories it is always the necklace and in spy stories it is always the papers.
Interviewed in 1966 by François Truffaut, Hitchcock illustrated the term "MacGuffin" with this story:
It might be a Scottish name, taken from a story about two men in a train. One man says, 'What's that package up there in the baggage rack?' And the other answers, 'Oh that's a McGuffin.' The first one asks 'What's a McGuffin?' 'Well' the other man says, 'It's an apparatus for trapping lions in the Scottish Highlands.' The first man says, 'But there are no lions in the Scottish Highlands,' and the other one answers 'Well, then that's no McGuffin!' So you see, a McGuffin is nothing at all.
It might be a Scottish name, taken from a story about two men in a train. One man says, 'What's that package up there in the baggage rack?' And the other answers, 'Oh that's a McGuffin.' The first one asks 'What's a McGuffin?' 'Well' the other man says, 'It's an apparatus for trapping lions in the Scottish Highlands.' The first man says, 'But there are no lions in the Scottish Highlands,' and the other one answers 'Well, then that's no McGuffin!' So you see, a McGuffin is nothing at all.
by Laser Potato July 15, 2008
Get the macguffinmug. Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
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Okay, I'm better now.
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Okay, I'm better now.
by Laser Potato August 21, 2004
Get the pear treemug.