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locust

1.) A type of grasshopper that periodically appears and eats all vegetation available before laying eggs and dying. It is edible.
2.) The harmless (but very noisy) periodic cicada, which emerges every 17 years. It, too, is edible.
3.)Any overly abundant and destructive or annoying entity. Not always edible.
1.) Aaaaaaack! Locusts!

2.) Aaaaargh! Locusts!

3.) Aieeeee! Locusts!
by Laser Potato June 15, 2005
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pear tree

Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
.....
Okay, I'm better now.
These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!
by Laser Potato August 21, 2004
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goatse

A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.
Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.
by Laser Potato May 20, 2005
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Eye of Providence

The eyeball thingy at the back of the dollar bill.
The Eye of Providence is proof of the Illuminati, and Elvis is alive and orbiting Mars in a pickle barrel!
by Laser Potato June 15, 2005
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biscuit

1. A small cake of shortened bread leavened with baking powder or soda.

2. A thin, crisp cracker or cookie. (British)

3. A kind of unraised bread formed into flat cakes, and bakes hard, ie ship biscuit, sea biscuit.
1. I'm gonna have some biscuits and gravy.

2. Biscuits and *WHAT?!*

3. I'm don't even bother to eat 'em anymore. I just use 'em to patch up the boat.
by Laser Potato August 24, 2004
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pigeon

A mostly brainless ball of fat and feathers that poops on everything. Can be trained, but why?
by Laser Potato August 23, 2004
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bad science

a term used to describe well-intentioned but incorrect, obsolete, incomplete, or over-simplified expositions of scientific ideas.
An example of bad science would be the statement that electrons revolve in orbits around the atomic nucleus, a picture that was discredited in the 1920's, but is so much more vivid and easily grasped than the one that supplanted it that it shows no sign of dying out.
by Laser Potato July 6, 2005
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