Laser Potato's definitions

pigeon

A mostly brainless ball of fat and feathers that poops on everything. Can be trained, but why?

Stupid pigeon pooped on my car!

by Laser Potato August 23, 2004

goatse

A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.

by Laser Potato May 20, 2005

asterix

Also known as Asterix The Gaul, a badass midget warrior who first appeared in the first issue of Pilote, a French comic anathology.

Nobody fucks with Asterix, man. Not even Chuck Norris.

by Laser Potato October 16, 2008

mint

(n.)A cool-tasting, aromatic herb that is virtually impossible to start from seed packets, but if you succeed it will invariably escape from its container, invade your garden, and transform your backyard (not to mention every backyard within the tri-state area) into a sea of minty goodness.

"Some more mint tea, dear?"
"I don't want any more mint tea!"
"Well there's mint jelly, lamb with mint sauce, mint candies, mint juliep, mint..."

by Laser Potato June 29, 2006

pear tree

Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
.....
Okay, I'm better now.

These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!

by Laser Potato August 21, 2004

biscuit

1. A small cake of shortened bread leavened with baking powder or soda.

2. A thin, crisp cracker or cookie. (British)

3. A kind of unraised bread formed into flat cakes, and bakes hard, ie ship biscuit, sea biscuit.

1. I'm gonna have some biscuits and gravy.

2. Biscuits and *WHAT?!*

3. I'm don't even bother to eat 'em anymore. I just use 'em to patch up the boat.

by Laser Potato August 24, 2004

bad science

a term used to describe well-intentioned but incorrect, obsolete, incomplete, or over-simplified expositions of scientific ideas.

An example of bad science would be the statement that electrons revolve in orbits around the atomic nucleus, a picture that was discredited in the 1920's, but is so much more vivid and easily grasped than the one that supplanted it that it shows no sign of dying out.

by Laser Potato July 6, 2005