Larry's definitions

mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

by Larry December 4, 2003

CLASSIC GRILL CHEESE

YELLOW LABIAS WITH RED PEPPER HUMUS and a pickle.

mm... that guy on the scooter has some classic grill cheese. why does he have female fashon dreads.

by LARRY April 23, 2005

Goo

To play hooky from work. (i.e. goof off)

My workload was lite, so I decided it was time for some goo at the sports bar.

by Larry February 28, 2004

dill hole

christopher badalato end of story. no more to say.

chris, yes, without a doubt, you are a dill hole.

by larry July 27, 2004

Angry Pelican

When your rallying a chick on the beach and you accidently slip out and your dong hits the sand and you are too caught up in the moment and stick it back in.

no example,, its just The Angry Pelican.

by Larry September 29, 2004

Jerk-Ass

Someone who says something that leaves you in a state of bewilderment. You have nothing to say in reply.

Suz: I am not responsible for any damage my picture may cause.
Ando: Jerk-Ass.

by Larry October 19, 2003

sotp

Acronym: "Seat Of The Pants"

Used to describe automotive performance upgrades while posting messages on automotive forums. It reflects how performance upgrades actually "feel" to the driver.

I just added a turbo to my car and the sotp is phenominal!

I changed my exhaust system to a high performance version but noticed little, to no sotp.

by Larry January 2, 2004