64 definitions by Lala

mother fuker

the word we all use.. when we dont get our way... mah ladies and guys all use it .. its quite tha word

Mothaaaaaa fukkaaaaaa

by Lala November 27, 2003

Dirkage

To have a big penis; stemmed from Dirk Diglar in Boogie Nights.

His he small or does he have the dirkage.

by Lala January 16, 2003

flopping the dolphin

To jerk off. Like beating the meat.

chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.

by Lala January 5, 2004

be there or be square

A square being a nerd, geek, dork...un-hip, un-cool, unpopular, not with-it, etc. ...sort of person..."be there or be square" means about the same as "everyone who is anyone will be there", which is to say if you're not there you're nobody.

All the hot girls and all the rough boys will be at this party/club/place dude be there or be square!

by Lala June 18, 2006

nympho

A sexoholic female.

someone like me j/k! (sOmEtiMes)

by Lala January 5, 2004

kosher sex

Sex performed according to Jewish Orthodox religous laws. Popularized by Shmuly Boteach and confused with much more enjoyable tantric sex.

by Lala October 29, 2003

shitmergency

A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.

Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.

by Lala March 7, 2005