64 definitions by LaLa

scratchy

Something that is old or rusty looking is considerated scratchy. It can be a homeless person or a pure nerd or just one at heart, Huckleberry Finn is said to be the scratchiest book of all time.

That old man's chesterfield was rather scratchy.
I slept in and am looking rather on the scratchy side today.
Look at that scratchy boy's hair.

by LaLa April 21, 2005

Myo

The best thing in the world; tasty; sexy, also see seductive.

Baby, you're myo!

by LaLa February 25, 2003

flopping the dolphin

To jerk off. Like beating the meat.

chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.

by LaLa January 5, 2004

be there or be square

A square being a nerd, geek, dork...un-hip, un-cool, unpopular, not with-it, etc. ...sort of person..."be there or be square" means about the same as "everyone who is anyone will be there", which is to say if you're not there you're nobody.

All the hot girls and all the rough boys will be at this party/club/place dude be there or be square!

by LaLa June 18, 2006

shitmergency

A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.

Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.

by LaLa March 7, 2005

nympho

A sexoholic female.

someone like me j/k! (sOmEtiMes)

by LaLa January 5, 2004

paris hilton

A broke down hoe on a crackpipe.

Skinny crackfiend = Paris Hilton

by LaLa January 5, 2004