Lady Pain's definitions

your mom

1. The universal response to any statement whatsoever.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.

1. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom!

2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!

by Lady Pain March 3, 2005

kik

1. Internet shorthand for "kick"
2. A typo of "lol", the ultimate expression of stupidity

1. omgomgomg i k4n t0t4lly kik y0ur a55
2. Person A: One plus one is two.
Person B: kik! kik kik kik!
Person A: ...lol?
Person B: Yeah.

by Lady Pain March 5, 2005

fox news

Completely and utterly without merit. A news station that not only presents the most wildly conservative of biases with the slogan "Fair and Balanced," but also presents worse television than Jerry Springer. I am NOT watching the news to see Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly scream "SHUT UP!" at every single guest they have.

The usual transcript of The O'Reilly Factor:
O'Reilly: Today, America, we're here with Al Franken and Alan Colmes. I don't have backup because I'm a pompous idiot who thinks I own the world.
Franken: You got the first part right.
Colmes: *giggle*
O'Reilly: Shut up, both of you. Now, onto our discussion. Today we are presenting the fact that all Muslims are evil.
Colmes: No, Bill, you can't--
O'Reilly: Shut up! It's--
Franken: Bill, that's wrong because--
O'Reilly: Shut up, shut up!
Franken: You're being completely unreasonable, and if you'll listen, I'll tell you why! It's not po--
O'Reilly: SHUT UP!
Colmes: God, this sucks. *walks off set*
O'Reilly: One less opponent for me.
Franken: Now do I get a chance to prove my point?
O'Reilly: No, we're going to a commercial.
Franken: No, we can't go to a commercial because you presented a completely innacurate stereotype and are attacking one of the most--
O'Reilly: SHUT UP NOW, YOU IDIOT! You're wrong, I'm right, what more is there to say?!
Franken: NO! We CANNOT go to a COMMERCIAL because--
*commercial*

by Lady Pain March 7, 2005

abortion

1) A premature termination of a pregnancy
2) Something Republicans blindly oppose

Jennifer, having considered all her options, decided that getting an abortion was better than forcing her child to live with a degenerative disease.

by Lady Pain January 12, 2007

scott savol

That guy on American Idol who looks and acts like an axe murderer and tries to dance.

Oh my God, it's Scott Savol again, trying to dance and looking like an axe murderer.

by Lady Pain March 7, 2005

george bush

Proof that Darwin's theory of evolution can also go backwards.

"It's important for people to know that I'm the president of everybody."
"If you see a train wreck coming, you ought to be saying, what are you going to do about it, Mr. Congressman, or Madam Congressman?"
"We want results in every single classroom so that one single child is left behind."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

by Lady Pain March 4, 2005

bad religion

The best political punk out there. After 25 years, the balding band is still holding their own on the Warped Tour, and Brett Gurewitz is sexier than ever.

Bad Religion is smarter than you.

by Lady Pain February 28, 2005