Colf

Cold as fuck. To be extremely cold.

I am colf! Maybe I should put some pants on.

by Laura December 03, 2004

spamtastic

not actually fantastic at alll-
like eating spam over ham

that test is gonna be spamtastic!

by laura August 06, 2004

Pistil

Another name for female.

Hey man, take a look at that pistil.

by Laura May 30, 2003

Asquith Boys

hey karl and emma i no 1 dude hoo went to asquith boys (well at least i think he did) nice guy wat about me rox

meh to the example

by laura February 07, 2004

motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up

by Laura December 19, 2003

sweer

Bitchin'

well one day I spelled 'Sweet' wrong... so i tried to play it off like it was a new, cool word.

"dude, thats sweer!"

by laura December 14, 2003

Scut

A female who is both a slut and a cunt.

Jill is a scut. She sleeps with multiple men while being engaged to another. She makes everyone she meets angry.

by Laura July 16, 2003