LaUrA's definitions

Pants

An article of clothing commonly worn, though unnessessary.

Huzzah! Who has taken my pants?!

by Laura November 21, 2004

slipshod

poor work, half-assed effort.

The plumber's slipshod repair fell apart within a day.

by Laura December 25, 2004

swank

one who is a whore/skank/bitch/fugly slut

Damn! Bryan is such a SWANK!

by Laura December 13, 2004

slut

there can be 2 definitions: one negative, the other positive...

1. a girl who has sex but does not enjoy it, who is used by guys and lets them do it. She does not have the self respect to make them stop.

2. a girl who likes sex, so she does it. She probably is not in a relationship, and she equalizes herself to guys by treating sex the same way they do.

The difference between the two examples of what society labels as "sluts" is that one has self respect, the other does not. No one should be called a slut anyway, especially when the name "slut" is a purely judgemental and stereotypical one, and no one really knows the real story behind it all, which is pretty much always the case.

"She has sex...therefore she must be a slut."

I completely disagree with that, but thats how society sees it.

by Laura April 20, 2003

ball ass

to run extremely fast, to dip with the quickness, mostly from the cops.

Yo, i was tappin this young broad and her papa dukes rolled up in the driveway, i had to ball ass out the back door with my junk still hangin out.

by Laura January 22, 2005

spamtastic

not actually fantastic at alll-
like eating spam over ham

that test is gonna be spamtastic!

by laura August 6, 2004

jelly bracelets

hi i dun it again
but my schol is talkin abot makin it not alowed ta wear em

there is a game when ya loop 2 of em togehrt and if urs snap u gota do stuf
i only wear the one wher the worst ya gota do is oral and i had ta do it on 4 guys it kinda mesy it a crazy game

by laura December 20, 2003