LaLaLander17's definitions

temp temp

a temporary weather condition where the temperature is unusually hot or unusually cold.

Colorado had a temp temp of 62 degrees on Christmas Eve but on Christmas Day, it was already back to normal.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

Brainiac yack

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.

Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.

by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009

40wanks

a nap with a self-delivered happy ending. Alternative spellings: 40 wanks, forty wanks.

He said he needed 40 winks but it was really 40wanks. masturbate masturbation nap sleep doze catnap siesta 40 winks

by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009

moany joanie

a woman who moans nonstop during sex.

Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

get out my wife

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

fart mart

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

by LaLaLander17 February 19, 2009