temp temp

a temporary weather condition where the temperature is unusually hot or unusually cold.

Colorado had a temp temp of 62 degrees on Christmas Eve but on Christmas Day, it was already back to normal.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

Brainiac yack

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.

Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.

by LaLaLander17 February 09, 2009

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

rolling roadblock

a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side

Louie hated rolling roadblocks until one saved him from a speed trap.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

laughlinks

links found in the body of an email that, when clicked, take you to something funny.

Did you see Charlie's email? It's got three laughlinks.

by LaLaLander17 February 16, 2009

urban oneupmanship

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.

I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

banger's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)

Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009