24 definitions by LaLaLander17
the cute, fashionable purebred puppies that yuppies buy in petstores (often born in puppy mills), often riddled with serious health problems, and often dumped into animal shelters when they outgrow their puppy cuteness.
I let my kid pick out a dog at the SPCA but she picked out a yuppy puppy and I now can't afford the vet bills.
by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009
by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009
1. An urban dictionary contributor whose terms are always focused on male anatomy. 2. An urban dictionary reader who is only interested in terms relating to the penis and its use.
by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009
by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009
the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.
Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.
by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side
by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009
He said he needed 40 winks but it was really 40wanks. masturbate masturbation nap sleep doze catnap siesta 40 winks
by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009