LaLaLander17's definitions

urban dic dick

1. An urban dictionary contributor whose terms are always focused on male anatomy. 2. An urban dictionary reader who is only interested in terms relating to the penis and its use.

Harry added fifteen terms to Urban Dictionary, all about his dingdong. He's such an urban dic dick.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.

Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.

by LaLaLander17 February 14, 2009

husbland

the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.

Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

boinker's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)

Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

moany tony

a man who moans nonstop during sex.

Joanie: You shoulda heard the moany tony I fucked last night. Thank gawd it was over in three minutes.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

moany joanie

a woman who moans nonstop during sex.

Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009