rolling roadblock

a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side

Louie hated rolling roadblocks until one saved him from a speed trap.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

get out my wife

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

Brainiac yack

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.

Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.

by LaLaLander17 February 09, 2009

lust buster

Any person, event or thing that causes an abrupt end to sexual desire; a huge turn off.

Jimmy was polishing his woody when his parents opened his door and freaked.
Man, that's a total lust buster.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

San Franfrisky

A nickname for San Francisco that acknowledges the sexy, saucy, wild, sultry, permissive, sensuous, promiscuous nature of the city.

Fred: How was your vacation?
Lance: I left my cock in San Franfrisky!

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

Intellidick

An intelligent man who nonetheless always thinking with his penis. A sleazy man with a high IQ.

He's worthless. He's just an intellidick.

by LaLaLander17 February 09, 2009

moany tony

a man who moans nonstop during sex.

Joanie: You shoulda heard the moany tony I fucked last night. Thank gawd it was over in three minutes.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009