urban dic dick

1. An urban dictionary contributor whose terms are always focused on male anatomy. 2. An urban dictionary reader who is only interested in terms relating to the penis and its use.

Harry added fifteen terms to Urban Dictionary, all about his dingdong. He's such an urban dic dick.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

yuppy puppy

the cute, fashionable purebred puppies that yuppies buy in petstores (often born in puppy mills), often riddled with serious health problems, and often dumped into animal shelters when they outgrow their puppy cuteness.

I let my kid pick out a dog at the SPCA but she picked out a yuppy puppy and I now can't afford the vet bills.

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

banger's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)

Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.

Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.

by LaLaLander17 February 14, 2009

husbland

the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.

Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

boinker's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)

Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

get out my wife

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009