24 definitions by LaLaLander17

temp temp

a temporary weather condition where the temperature is unusually hot or unusually cold.

Colorado had a temp temp of 62 degrees on Christmas Eve but on Christmas Day, it was already back to normal.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.

Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.

by LaLaLander17 February 14, 2009

angster

an angst-filled person of any age, but especially a teenager.

Mary has three kids -- a toddler, a fifth-grader and an angster.

by LaLaLander17 March 8, 2009

fart mart

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

by LaLaLander17 February 19, 2009

butt wienie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Thanks to yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt wienies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Brainiac yack

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.

Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.

by LaLaLander17 February 9, 2009