Definitions by LaLaLander17

get out my wife 

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

get out my wife by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

moany joanie 

a woman who moans nonstop during sex.

Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.

moany joanie by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

moany tony

a man who moans nonstop during sex.

Joanie: You shoulda heard the moany tony I fucked last night. Thank gawd it was over in three minutes.

moany tony by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

San Franfrisky 

A nickname for San Francisco that acknowledges the sexy, saucy, wild, sultry, permissive, sensuous, promiscuous nature of the city.

Fred: How was your vacation?
Lance: I left my cock in San Franfrisky!

San Franfrisky by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

urban dic dick

1. An urban dictionary contributor whose terms are always focused on male anatomy. 2. An urban dictionary reader who is only interested in terms relating to the penis and its use.

Harry added fifteen terms to Urban Dictionary, all about his dingdong. He's such an urban dic dick.

urban dic dick by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

temp temp 

a temporary weather condition where the temperature is unusually hot or unusually cold.

Colorado had a temp temp of 62 degrees on Christmas Eve but on Christmas Day, it was already back to normal.

temp temp by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

fart mart 

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

fart mart by LaLaLander17 February 19, 2009