shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

home movie

Snuff film involving family members.

It's home movie night, tonight!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.

"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

classical

Apidemy of well made music; Opposite of corporate, thrown together, modern sales pop-music; Fine Art for the ears.

"Classical; Classic; Classic great music."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

zzzap

Discharge sound belonging to the world's most gay laser gun.

"Zzzap! You're sooooo dead!!!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

Wicca

1. Pretend teenage religion; Sold to the masses as a remedy for teen angst.
2. Most effective way to "come out of the closet" without actually doing so.

1. Use candle magic wicca to date the captain of the football team, no matter your gender.
2. "There's a lot of candles and fairy doors in your room... Oh my god: you're Wiccan, aren't you?"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003