Definitions by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD

Keeling

1. The act of drinking trace amounts of perfume from a young lads anus.
2. The space located between floor and ceiling; Mid point is called a "Keeling;" Ample perfume sipping location.

1. "Ben, I will pay you 50$ to Keeling with me for an hour."

2. "Hey, this is a spacious spot to Keeling... don't tell your dad..."

Keeling by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Masturbation 

"Practise sex"

If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.

Masturbation by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

scabby tabby 

The MOST razor burnt, hairy (in patches or all over), sickly vagina in the world.

They say that hooker, Miss Kitty, has one scabby tabby - GROSS.

scabby tabby by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

ROTFCAOMPBWYSIHAIAFRWUA

Longest net slang ever

Rolling OnTheFloorCummingAllOverMyPantsBecauseWhatYouSaidIsHilariousAndI'mAFuckingRetardWhoUsesAbbreviations

ROTFCAOMPBWYSIHAIAFRWUA by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

wheel chair 

Racecar for the walking-impaired

Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.

wheel chair by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

home movie 

Snuff film involving family members.

It's home movie night, tonight!

home movie by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003