LEWIS's definitions

redneck

"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy

you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck

by lewis March 2, 2004

Kijowski

Slang term for Polock who lives in Long Beach, California.

Damn nigga, the LBC is ternin inta Kijowski Town!

by Lewis March 1, 2004

poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.

Peter is such a poo jockey.

by Lewis February 26, 2004

fragus

garth sux eggs
leigh is the queen of everything

garth running repeatedly into a wall with no signs of stopping

by lewis February 17, 2004

Gofic

A very strange word, used by chavs throught scotland and basicly is an insult to someone who wares baggy jeans and has a mullet.

-Oh yoo, wee GOFIC shweaty bam!

by lewis February 12, 2004

fast and the furious

Extremely shit movie which lacks a key point, a storyline. Stupid rice boys like the movie because of shit cars with green and orange bodykits that contain 'nos'. The cars are so shit that NOS is the only thing that can make the skips on wheels to move. Also stars extemely shit actors, such as Vin Diesel

Some kid: That orange car in fast and furious is teh best car in the movie!

Me: Orange car? I thought it was a rusty skip...

by Lewis February 1, 2004

God Mode

A term in gaming that generally means the player has 'godlike' power in the game, for example infinite health or ammo.

I gotta turn on god mode, I'm dying!

by Lewis January 11, 2004