Definitions by LAUREN

change one's panties 

a term meaning you were extremely turned on. only girls can say this. ever. similar to creaming one's pants.

that guy was so fucking sexy, i had to change my panties.

change one's panties by Lauren February 9, 2003

take stock in 

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

take stock in by Lauren February 9, 2003

hard on 

having a great like toward something, esp. getting off because of this thing.

My stupid-ass ex-boyfriend has a freaking hard on for making people as miserable as he is.

hard on by Lauren February 8, 2003

livinghell 

describes all high school and college math courses.

UGH! algebra 2 is a freaking livinghell!

livinghell by Lauren February 8, 2003

virginnyun 

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

virginnyun by Lauren February 6, 2003

Goat

a "fall-back" fuckbuddy. if you're civilized, it actually refers to a human being.

Kara fell way hard for Richard, but she's totally his goat.

Goat by Lauren February 6, 2003

floss 

refers to a g-string, especially when it's showing.

hey girl! you're ass is nasty; we don't want to see any of your floss!

floss by Lauren February 6, 2003