Lârry Dângüs, esq.'s definitions
Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019
Get the The Booty Cootiesmug. The liquid contained by the urinary bladder of many terrestrial animals, also known as pee-pee, piss, whiz or number one. In mammals, this liquid is frequently pungent and colored some shade of yellow. Bladder juice can be recycled as a beverage in states of dire emergency, and also for the lulz.
Sometimes when I'm suffering from cotton mouth while taking a piss, I will direct the whiz stream up to my pie hole and take a few sips of my delicious bladder juice.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 17, 2014
Get the bladder juicemug. Alternate term for the Subaru Outback.
The Outback is very popular with lesbian couples, particularly in mountainous regions.
The Outback is very popular with lesbian couples, particularly in mountainous regions.
My straight friend just purchased herself a Subaru Outback.
The lezbo limo sometimes appeals to the straights as well.
The lezbo limo sometimes appeals to the straights as well.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 6, 2021
Get the lezbo limomug. A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019
Get the Russian Roombamug. People complain a lot about political censorship on Twitter, but at least they still allow women to post pics of their fried butterfly.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 12, 2020
Get the fried butterflymug. An awkward way to say 'killed' without saying it.
Spawned by self-censoring people on social media sites
who do not wish to face bot-consequences for using such a terrible word.
Spawned by self-censoring people on social media sites
who do not wish to face bot-consequences for using such a terrible word.
They say Jeffrey Epstein unalived himself, but let's be real for a minute.
12,300 children were killed in Gaza between October 2023 and February 2024,
but rather than stop a genocide,
we must police language and say that these kids were 'unalived'.
12,300 children were killed in Gaza between October 2023 and February 2024,
but rather than stop a genocide,
we must police language and say that these kids were 'unalived'.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 5, 2024
Get the unalivedmug. The Mango Mussolini's attempt to pronounce the word 'Tesla' while he turns the White House into a car sales lot.
"I LOVE TESLERR"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 1, 2025
Get the TESLERRmug.