Kyle's definitions

m00t

elation

m00t!

by Kyle July 30, 2003

KlumJohn

A half Klum half John, found only in the mid-west.

A Johnny and mike klum

by Kyle March 29, 2004

sum 41

A band like none other, a perfected excellence that cannot be matched, their sound perfected in every way will never be matched by any future band. their sound goes together perfectly deryck cone and broundsoud rippin it on their guitars and steve. they are a band, not to be exceeded by any others, a perfected excellence.

sum 41 rocks, but thye should come to Wichita,Kansas where all their biggest fans are.

by kyle November 26, 2003

Idaho

A state where boredom would eat away at people like cancer. That is, if you're not a hick.

What a suck-ass state

by Kyle February 10, 2005

Shit Tart

When a girl takes a crap and wipes back to front....ewwwwww

Man I went down on her and relized it was a shit tart!

by Kyle September 17, 2003

Los Angeles

The second largest city in America (NYC is number 1). A city where you will always find something to do worthwhile. It has nice weather with much cultural diversity but LA has its reputation for smoggy air, traffic, crime and it's a very sprawled-out city.

Despite its flaws, I wouldn't mind moving there eventually. I despise the lame city I live in called Portland.

by Kyle February 26, 2005

Duck

When a female "ducks" under a desk, table, or under the dashboard to give you head.

"Hey Marelle. Can I get a duck?"

by kyle May 12, 2004