Definitions by Kwang

homophone 

a homosexual telephone

The telephone raped my ass last night because it was gay.

homophone by kwang June 8, 2003

kweer 

weird, in a gay way

Hey, that rhymes!

kweer by kwang June 8, 2003

Vaginitis 

an inflammation of the vagina. I don't know what inflammation means so I'll just assume that it means on fire.

Help me! My house is burning down and I'm catching vaginitis!

Vaginitis by kwang June 8, 2003

enemy 

The imaginary figures surrounding an idiotic person

I am your worst enemy! MUAHAHAHAHA!

enemy by kwang June 8, 2003

research 

plagiarizing from MANY different sources

I did my research by plagiarizing.

research by kwang June 6, 2003

Ramen Noodles 

little thin strips of cardboard

Ramen noodles submerged in hot water for three minutes taste good!

Ramen Noodles by kwang June 6, 2003

pizza 

A delicious, round piece of dough that comes in square boxes for some strange reason.

I ordered a pizza! Go me!

pizza by kwang June 5, 2003