by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

The word gay has maintained three main functions throughout the twentieth century, namely
(adj.) Happy, jolly.
later,
(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.
(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.
(adj.) Happy, jolly.
later,
(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.
(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.
a) "...those were gay old times...."-Mr Burns
b)
A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"
B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."
c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"
"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"
"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"
"That dog is gay"
"Look at that gay sodomite over there"
etcetera...
b)
A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"
B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."
c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"
"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"
"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"
"That dog is gay"
"Look at that gay sodomite over there"
etcetera...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

When challenged to bring it or bring your shit, go to the challenging party and proclaim loudly "brought". Should the party not be wanting to engage in the activity at which they wish to challenge you, then they suffer humiliation from thier peers.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

(n.) a natural sattelite of the earth, made of cheese.
(v.) The act of going on stage at an astronomy convention, pulling down your trousers, opening your 'cheeks' and saying
"hows this for a black hole?"
(v.) The act of going on stage at an astronomy convention, pulling down your trousers, opening your 'cheeks' and saying
"hows this for a black hole?"
Mooning a hardware store will result in a broomstick being forcibly placed in your anus by the manager.
by kung-fu jesus September 07, 2004
