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French Rag

The tricolouré, flag of France. This is the name given to it by those with an objection to French peoples. See racist or french victories.
"Tear down that French flag and put some proper colours up"


--Sharpe
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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I will bury you

I will fucking bury you for that...
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.
a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.
by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006
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dismissed

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.
Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."
"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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picknose

One who picks thier nose. Worse if they eat the contents. Yum!
picknose! picknose! I saw you eating your own snot!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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