Kung-fu Jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

The precursor to hentai.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

December the twenty-fifth.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

The start of a bloody revolution in France, a period where many thousands died in paranoid France. This period also saw France's aristocracy takes thier money elsewhere, making the country poor and weak. Bastille day marks the beggining of one of the worst perods of France's history.
Why don't the froggies celebrate October the 19th (1453- end of the hundred years' war) or the 7th of January (1558- liberation of calais- the actual end of the hundred years war) as a national holiday.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

(v.) To do something perfectly, to give a textbook answer to a question that shows you grasp the concept at hand.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

A bunch of cartton charactors doing the equivalent of flashing torches at one another, then talking for fiveteen minutes about how noble it is to use torches instead of fighting. Then they pretend to punch eachother for five minutes before they start to use powerful torches while shouting out "kamayhamayha" or some japanese shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
