Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

Norsemen

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.

Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

rock bottom

A) the lowest of the low
B) a cross between a chokeslam, clothesline and legsweep used by the rock.

I've hit rock bottom


Rock bottom followed by the people's elbow

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.

Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Risqué

Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy.

My, what a risqué piece of art!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

change ones mind

(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004