long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.

The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 07, 2004

Godfather part II

It's nothing, only the best movie ever.

How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

LIFO

Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)

We issue stock using lifo

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

fixed permanent interest

A high amount of interest expected on monies owed that does not decrease until ALL of the money is paid.

Germany continued to pay Britain its' fixed permanent interest loan until well into world war two.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

meat thief

(v.) to take the virginity of a male under 13. Only applied to females.

She is being a meat thief again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004