Kung-fu Jesus's definitions
Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004
Get the SUN TZUmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the with my balls intactmug. He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.
He sniped the robber with military precision.
He sniped the robber with military precision.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the military precisionmug. A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".
She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.
She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
Get the inferiority complexmug. 
One who aimlessly extols his religion/country/region or anything else that is currently prominent, completely unaware that nothing lasts forever. While it is better to have chest-beaters on your side (as opposed ot wading through countless re-iterations of the same, questionable points), they will usually get very upset after making a mistake that is pointed out and blown apart. Chest-Beaters are almost always conservative.
yay
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the Chest-Beatermug.