Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

That's just retarded

"That was very immature"

"I heard he started drooling in class try pretend to be crazy"

"what a fag"

"that's just retarded"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

at best

When describing in a negative light, is followed by a negative description.

At best, your car has steerling trouble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

boys' love

Mixed with man love, creates NAMBLA

Man-boys' love

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

baliff

See bailiff

I speel no godo!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.

Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

off the pace

(adj.) Behind the leader

You are ten seconds off the pace, hurry up!

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004