hello moto

(v.) The act of taking pictures of an extra-marital affair with a cameraphone, and showing the snapshots to the partner whilst repeating 'hello moto' in a japanese accent.

I personally enjoy smashing mobile phones with mallets stolen from the house at the other end of the road (teach him to leave his garages and tool shed open when he goes out).

by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004

sean paul

A more convincing than average wigger.

Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.

170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

barmaid

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.

Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

take it like a slut

What is said to a sexual partner (often during rape) meaning "THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SO ACCEPT THE COCK"

*beats psycho bitch down with his mighty phallus*

take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

wham-bam-thank-you-mam

Indicating a very wreckless macho military action that comes off very well.

Wham-bam-thank-you-mam 50 calibre machine gun.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

break-even point

(n.) the level of output at which all costs are equal to revenue. There is niether profit nor a loss.

We make 500 cars a day and sell them for £10,000 each. The cost of making 500 cars in one day is £500,000 so we make no profit and no loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004