Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

face full

To be squirted in the face with semen from an ejaculating male. See cumfaced

I would like to give you a face full.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

spill your guts

For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.

Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

hoof

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

my website

www.Luna.org - been down since August and may never see the light of day again.

Luna is closed for repairs, because I sat on it and it broke.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

scum

(n.) An excellent piece of cinema from the late seventies showing some of the events that would happen in a borstal (prison for young offenders in the UK). I watched it in a religious education lesson when I was 14 or 15, and have seen it dozens of times since. It preaches racial harmony, good sportsmanship (see murderball) and the importance of a tool.

Where's your tool?


What tool?



*WHACK*

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

keep it in the family

(v.) To bear children formed out of incestous relationships.

That guy fucks his sister because he likes to keep it in the family, and wants kids with her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

boxed-in feeling

(n.) A sudden attack of claustrophobia.

"|started to get theat boxed-in feeling" said eliturk, moments after being freed from a paper bag.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004