Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.

"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

store robbery gun

(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.

He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.

Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

pompous

Something extremely cool to be.

Manners maketh the man.

Narcissism and pomp maketh the man great.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004

forbidden definitions

linkin park, adolf hitler as well as many male first names.

I managed to get definitions up for disney, linkin park and adolf hitler. They never appeared, but one day they suddenly all came up, as well as 100 or so other definitions. Odd.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

foos

a) Multiple of foo. See foo, a Mr T-ism, contraction for fool.

b) Dave Grohl's over-rated foo fighters band.

Hannibal, wat dees foos talkin jibba jabba bout? Crazy foo Murdock in ma van!


"The foos smoke monkey dong"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004