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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the rest of your days mug.(Idiom noun) Where the little linkin park kiddies with girlfriends bigger than they are start to hump eachother and get hurt. They pretend these wounds were inflicted by some big fight. The truth is, that if anyone who is not some ghey little nu-metal fan gets in the pit, they knock the living shit out of everyone, including the scrawney singers, security and road crew.
The mosh pit is the dumbest fucking idea ever. It is for people too cowardly to get in a real fight. The pit sucks my dingdong.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the Mosh pit mug.(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the Jesus tits mug.(n.) a product that could only be made successfully by one company (usually with a reputation in the market for such things), that would trounce any imitations of it, unless these imitations had near ten times the budget.
A convertable yellow saab is a good example.
The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.
The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the convertable yellow saab mug.(n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....
I wouldn't mind a GT40.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the GT40 mug.(n.) a downhill race for american children, where they design go-carts that have no steering, to get them used to the fact that american roads have no corners, and american cars cannot turn worth shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the soapbox mug.by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004
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