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Buddha

(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the Buddhamug.

zooerastian

One who commits acts of beastiality.
Psycho bitch is a zooerastian.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the zooerastianmug.

Videogame warfare

(v.) Videogame warfare is warfare from which the mainstay of the action involves very little physical combat. it is more a matter of planes drop bombs, guided missiles drop in, troops over-run the remaining enemy, grantign them quarter. It stresses a heavy reliance on technology and enemy intelligence.

FOR: Done properly, it is less costly in terms of home casualties.

AGAINST: The smallest slip up in planning or intelligence, and a costly mistake will be made, both in monetary terms and later, in lives.
Videogame warfare has been the mode of operation for some units since the 50's, and it will become more common in the future.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
mugGet the Videogame warfaremug.

make a stormy sea calm

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.
He can make this stormy sea calm again...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
mugGet the make a stormy sea calmmug.

Gran Bretagne

J'habite a Gran Bretagne.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the Gran Bretagnemug.

Mosh pit

(Idiom noun) Where the little linkin park kiddies with girlfriends bigger than they are start to hump eachother and get hurt. They pretend these wounds were inflicted by some big fight. The truth is, that if anyone who is not some ghey little nu-metal fan gets in the pit, they knock the living shit out of everyone, including the scrawney singers, security and road crew.
The mosh pit is the dumbest fucking idea ever. It is for people too cowardly to get in a real fight. The pit sucks my dingdong.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the Mosh pitmug.

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.
I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004
mugGet the separate the sheep from the goatsmug.

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