Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

send the boys round

(v.) (British) to send baliffs to collect good/break kneecaps.

I'll send the boys round if my money is not banked by noon tommorrow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

one day

(Idiom) followed by a wish for the future.

One day I want a ferrari 250 GTO/a mansion/a penis/ a doggie!/a job/ a girlfriend/a hitler moustache/ your phone number/ yo mama!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Goddamnable

(adj.) Something that is very sorry, and hated by many.

Goddamnable feminazis.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

spice girl

(n.) A object of desire, until the turn of this century.

"I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate"


--Quote, can you guess who by?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

trekkie

(n.) An avid fan of star trek. Can usually name all the cast, including cameos and what number episode they appeared. Hates the next generation and other 90's spinoffs.

The stereotypical trekkie is a nerd who uses the internet way too much, and has never had a girlfriend, or any other huamn contact asides from his mother and other trekkies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

chinkypot

(n.) chinese food, as used by the cockney population and people from housing estates around Essex, particularly in Romford.

"Ya doan pay wen ya go dahn chnikypot!"



--Non-paying woman to a police officer in Essex.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

coup d'etat

a) when militia storm the government HQ and cease control of a country.

b) When a government is discredited by its' actions enough for them to be forced by thier people to hand over power, since no-one is listening to them

b) The house-arrest of Mikhail Gorbachev was ended by Boris Yeltsins' coup d'etat in which he campaigned against the USSR government of which he was a member with the people on his side and the military disobeying thier oders to prevent the people, thus securing the military on his side.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004