Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

elgoog

Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.

I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.

The law of the jungle ruled eton.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

all grown up

A term used by older generations to make a "kind" comment about someone coming of maturity. At the same time, it reminds the listener/reader that they are not the daddy dick.

Look at you now, all grown up with a suit on.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

bullettime

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.

The bullettime scene from the matrix has been copied a few hundred times in parodies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004