Skip to main content

Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

acrotomophilia

Attraction to amputees, a paraphilia.
Sir Paul McCartney (See the beatles) married a one legged woman.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
mugGet the acrotomophilia mug.

pink pretender

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.
Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
mugGet the pink pretender mug.

mushroomhead

(n.) A person with a forehead disproportional in size to thier jaw, thus giving th appearance that thier head is mushroom shaped. This leads people to believe that the band are fans of Quentin Tarantino.
Quentin Tarantino is quite the mushroomhead, is he not?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
mugGet the mushroomhead mug.

shoe bomber

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.
The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the shoe bomber mug.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

voulez=will
vous=you
coucher= to sleep
avec=with
moi=me
ce=this
soir=evening

*it should be noted that ce soir can be better translated as 'tonight'


Due to the directness of this phrase, it will never work on females. You might as well say 'baise-moi' (fuck me). Usually, this is said by americans on trips to europe who aren't used to handling any beverage with more than 0.2% alcohol
A: heeeeyyy
B: you're drunk, leave me alone
A: voulez-vous couch...
*kick in the balls*
by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004
mugGet the Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir mug.

Depreciation

(v.) The act of depreciating, is lowering the value of an asset with a calculable value. This mostly refers to the value for old items falling as the demand for them wanes.
There is a lot of depreciation to be considered on the prices of cars where the manufacturer constantly changes the look. 50's, 60's and 70's Mercedes-Benz were almost unchanged, right down to the starting point for change- the headlights. This means that such collectors items are worth more (when inflation is added) then current Mercedes will be at that age. Since BMW likes to change appearance more often, thier cars depreciate more.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
mugGet the Depreciation mug.

costa del sol

The "Coast of sun". Southern spanish coast. See andalusia. The name comes from it facing south, that is, to the sun.
I wish to kidnap (notice "kid") psycho bitch and take her to the costa del sol where a bunch of lazy spanishj daygos will rape her, eat her and kill her. Preferably in that order. See supersol
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
mugGet the costa del sol mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email