run into the ground

(v.) To use a working asset (machinery mostly)until it cannot be used anymore due to wear and tear.

I like to run my cars into the ground


That guy will run your horse into the ground


That tractor has been run into the ground!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

a few bob

(n.) A few pounds (£)

Lend me a few bob

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

beowulf

pretext-The hero of a viking myth, where he wrestled with a monster that terrified people living in a hall, tearing off the arm.


(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally

I beowulfed that thug over there when he tried to steal my watch. Haha, obviously he didn't get the sword, shield, and the fact that I had the name 'Ragnar fork beard' tatoed on my forehead meant I am a viking.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004

bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.

Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

gayboy

(n.) A young male homosexual. For a better definition as well as origin see Gaylord

Elitist is a gayboy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

yidiot

A contraction for "you idiot", said in an uncivilised voice and lower-class accent.

Ouch! Yidiot, mind where you're walking!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.

Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004