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lunch-break pleasure boy

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.
Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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niggaz4life

It's plain to see
You can't me
Coz I'm 'a be a nigga fo' life!
by Kung-fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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spill your guts

For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.
Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.
I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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Jamaica's got a bobsled team

Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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sas

Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.

When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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boyz toyz

Refering to typically male pursuits, and, more specifically, the equipment used in them.
fast cars, firearms, remote controlled cars/boats/planes, laptops, sports equipment
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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