They want me to go to war, they want my taxes, they want my car, they want me to stop using my car and buy some japanese 1000 mpg ugly pos.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004
Get the theymug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
Get the authormug. According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.
Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the pandora's boxmug. A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.
Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.
Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
Get the pink pretendermug. by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
Get the facesexmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the 400imug. Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
Get the marlon brandomug.