Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

happy hour 

Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.

Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.

happy hour by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

HHH 

(n.) WWF/WWE wrestler. Plays a heel charactor. Real name is John-Paul Levesque.

HHH will take over WWE from Vince MacMahon after Vince dies, while also inheriting a large amount of Vinces fortune through Stephanie. In short, this guy will be a billionaire before he hits sixty.

HHH by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004

zero tolerance 

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.

The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.

zero tolerance by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004

Fräulein 

(n.) A german woman, particularly an angry blonde woman named Helga that has princess leia hair and a spiked helmet.

The fräulein picked me up and beat me.

Fräulein by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

sean paul

A more convincing than average wigger.

Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.

sean paul by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

at any rate 

Regardless of anything I have just said that may stray from my premises.

I once saw a gay dog, at any rate, you're gay.

at any rate by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

i r 

purposeful grammatical error meaning "I am"

See i r teh win

i r by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004