Before Ze Germans Get here

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.
Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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terrorist training camps

An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.
6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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satisfied

When enough has been one, one becoems satisfied.
He was satisfied enough of his enemies had been killed


He was satisfied after the meal.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate
Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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picnic

(n.) a social gathering, where many people will take thier families along to eat pre-cooked food outdoors

(v.) to participate in a picnic as defined above.
Apparantly, the source of the word picnic is "pick a nigger", where after eating, sack-races and incestous activity, the redneck community of the southern United States would randomly pick an enslaved black person to abuse and lynch.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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teletubby generation

Following the power ranger generation of 1991-1996, this generation were born 1997-2000, and, like the ninja turtle generation, were a mixture fo buffering generations. Since teletubbies was an uninspired and directionless show, with no moral message or underlying message of any kind, and virtually no action, the kids of this generation are left fairly annoying little brats, who will be nice but rather lacking in depth.
He-man & Thundercats generations > teletubby generation.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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poor

I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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