Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

choca

(v.) To perform fellatiot o the point where the giver throws up from the deepthroating. A mixture of "cock" and "chuck-up".


(adj.) A contraction for choc-a-block, Britslang for crowded or packed.

he got some choca


That road is choca in the mornings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

share and share alike

Distribution of proceeds based on work, but with a slight favour to those who did the hardest work as opposed to the most by time.

Share and share alike, gimme some money, bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Masen Kim

Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about as insightful as Arnold's election campaign. They're untruthful, bogotted, bullshit, racist, incorrectly un-nationalist, anti-american in every sense (C'mon, I know america makes itself so open to criticism, but you just abuse it), ghey, full of kiddie crap.

Kim is right. Strap this to your face: I should ream your arse.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

five star

(adj.) The best there is. The origin is the star system used to measure luxury in hotels, where one is the worst, and five is the best.

My five star ho.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

warsaw pact

A treaty between the eastern bloc nations and the USSR to protect against NATO interferance, specifically in East Germany. Signed in 1955, the member states were the USSR, Poland, East Germany, Hungary, Albania, Romania, Czechoslovakia and bulgaria. It was an alliance of the "red" countries, except for former Yugoslavia, and later Albania would exclude itself. They basically would defend eachother if one was attacked. With the mighty Soviet union on thier side, no-one dared attempt this.


Communism killer Mikhail Gorbachev later took measures to abolish this treaty, allowing the member nation to do as the liked from December 1988. This lead to the tearing down of the Berlin Wall and the pact was ripped up completely as the USSR disbanded into the CIS nations.

Most of the warsaw pact nations joined NATO after the warsaw pact.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

don't get push with me

(Idiom) Don't bother arguing, it won't change anything, since my decision is final.

Don't get push with me bitch; your money stays the same.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004