Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

mile-high club membership

See mile high club membership

You join me in the bathroom and we'll get our mile-high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

borders accent

Accent found on the borders of the two main territories of the UK- England and Scotland. Whether the speaker is from either is irrelevant, the accent is the same. A cross between geordie and scottish accents.

Wyi mon! Mushi pess o' haggis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

sorriest

The most sorry example on show.

The vette is the sorriest excuse for a sports car here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

jab

A vaccination, or a straight punch. Direct and to the point. Concise.

"Remember those flu jabs we got as kids?"

"After he told me the truth I jabbed him in the face with my left."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

canon fodder

(adj.) Expendable.


Can also be applied to culture.

Just canon fodder in there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Us

(n.) Your party, when refering to the view of an outsider

(n.) The United states.

all your no fly zone are belong to US

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004