ego

A measure of Narcisism.
Narcisists rule!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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omfwtg

"Oh my fuck what the God?"




Used to announce a ones incomprehension or boredom.
Bishop to rook etc blah blah 1337 hax0r w00t in my panties <just imagine i've actually written something random and funny here>


omfwtg!?!?!?!!?!?!1111!!!!!!11!SHIFT+ONE!!!!112
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
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cunt fun

I have cunt fun with your cousin on a regular basis.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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satisfied

When enough has been one, one becoems satisfied.
He was satisfied enough of his enemies had been killed


He was satisfied after the meal.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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SUN TZU

Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do


*some time later*

A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!


*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004
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thumbs down

a) a hand signal, interpreted to be negative, which consists of a fist, sideways, with the thumb pointing to the ground.

b) below Satisfactory or unacceptable.

c) An indication to kill


antonym: thumbs up
My fellow motorist gave my driving the thumbs down, before speeding off with his arm and middle finger extended.

I'm sorry, but this definition is crude, immature and a failed attempt at humour. I've just have to give it a thumbs down


The roman gladiatorial type looked about the colloseum to see row after row of thumbs down, so he cast his net over the opponent and speared him through.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
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we will rock you

By Queen, 1978.



The ultimate war song!
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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