Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.
Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111
KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".
KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".
by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004
Of incest.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
A convoy of vehicles (boats, cars, whatever) that has the goods carry-ing merchant ships in the centre, in as close to a circle shape as possible, while the battlecruisers surround the outside. Should they be fired upon, the more expendable battlecruisers will take the damage, and not hit their own firing from the closest range of all. This shape also means that less "armour" is needed to surround the good ships.
An armed convoy is heading our way, there is an opening at the front, lay a few mines for them. We should hit the goods.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
(n.) After a successful candidates' election, or monarchs' ascention to the throne, the media and public will grant them the benefit of the doubt as to whether or not they can actually do thier jobs. After this, usually a month in duration, the scrutiny will begin.
After Bushs' honeymoon period, the world, now with Clinton firmly in the past, started to call him evil and retarded.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004