merkin

See also merikan
merkians over there shouting at the tv.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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Ctrl+f

When looking for a particular word on a page, type that word into the ctrl+f box to be taken to it.
Ctrl+f "page"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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Oaf

(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.
Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.



GAREF FRO DISCUS!!!!
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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picnic

(n.) a social gathering, where many people will take thier families along to eat pre-cooked food outdoors

(v.) to participate in a picnic as defined above.
Apparantly, the source of the word picnic is "pick a nigger", where after eating, sack-races and incestous activity, the redneck community of the southern United States would randomly pick an enslaved black person to abuse and lynch.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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teletubby generation

Following the power ranger generation of 1991-1996, this generation were born 1997-2000, and, like the ninja turtle generation, were a mixture fo buffering generations. Since teletubbies was an uninspired and directionless show, with no moral message or underlying message of any kind, and virtually no action, the kids of this generation are left fairly annoying little brats, who will be nice but rather lacking in depth.
He-man & Thundercats generations > teletubby generation.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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poor

I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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agua sin gas

Still water, as it would be ordered in southern Spain.
Agua sin gas, por favore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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