Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

cunt fun 

Sex with a woman. Hetrosexual or lesbian.

I have cunt fun with your cousin on a regular basis.

cunt fun by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

passé 

No longer in demand. Fallen.

Muscle cars are so passé

passé by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

rack and pinion steering 

The steering method for most, if not all cars. The steering wheel stretches out, and on the end is a cogwheel. This cogwheel connects to the rear of the two struts of the front axel. When the steering is turned left, the cogwheel pushes the rack on the rear axel right. This means that the end of the left front wheel towards the back is pulled inwards, while the front part is on the opposite side of a fulcrum, and is pushed outwards. The opposite happens to the front right, so the wheels turn left at the same time.

I doubt anyone will understand my definition of rack and pinion steering, so I'll make it quick


Rack- on the front axel
Pinion-On the end of the steering wheel.

rack and pinion steering by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

EnGuarde! 

French expression with the meaning "Guard position". Said before a sword or fistfight.

EnGuarde, ros bif

EnGuarde! by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

impress 

a) To have a strong effect on something
b) To force someone into naval services.

Rorke's drift was an impressive battle.

The anglo-american war (or war of 1812, if it's the only war your country was in at the time, aka you are from north america) resulted in the treaty of Ghent. However, this did not resolve any of the issues the united states had fought for. However, as a courtesy, Impressing stopped. See war of 1812

impress by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

open old wounds 

To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.

When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.

open old wounds by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

knocked for six 

To be completely devastated. It comes from the highest scoring action in the sport of cricket:- where the ball exits the circle without leaving the ground.

I was knocked for six after my husband left me


My car was knocked for six after I rammed it into a wall.

knocked for six by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004