The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Get the april fools mug.(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.
(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse
(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the bouncer mug.Acronym: Brake Horse Power. The measurement of the power of a vehicles' engine, derived from the ancient sport of power-pulling, which was origianally done in the form of a rope betwixt two horses.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
Get the bhp mug.Fench for high sewing, refering to the quality of clothes. The term is ambigous. In some circles, it refers strictly to clothes manufactured in Paris, where use of the term is governed, but late in the last century it has been extended to include the produce of houses in other large cities around the world.
Haute couture is always to be pronounced in a french accent, to appease the needs of glitterati.
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by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
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a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.
b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.
b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
Get the Mid-Atlantic accent mug.Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 03, 2004
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