animal porn

More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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power rangers

early-mid 90's kids' television show that had a kick-ass first season.

After that, people began to realise that the plot for every single show was the same. Season two was season one, but they changed the costumes and made the names longer.
How power rangers replaced re-runs of masters of the Universe, thundercats and not-so-old teenage mutant ninja turtles we'll never know.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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cash cow

(n.) A well-selling product into which no investment is put asides meagre marketing and production costs, yet price rises rise disproportionatley to costs, and well above inflation, milking the cow for all it's worth.
Oil prices are the biggest of all cash cows.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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on the double

British military slang for "twice as fast". See sharpish.
bring those munitions sharpish. ON THE DOUBLE, MAN! You, take three men and put them on the roof, keep and eye on that hill. McGinnis, take your people to the east wall and put up some sandbags.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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dirty weekend chic

Someone who is chic whilst looking as if they were about to go off for two days of getting boned the fuck out of.
The woman in the catsuit is a dirty weekend chic.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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viagra

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.
Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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billy-club

A phallus-shaped blunt object used for hitting people around the head.
That cop hit me with his billy-club, aw man does it hurt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2006
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