Kung-Fu jesus's definitions
Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.
You sinister child!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the sinistermug. A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.
"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
Get the speculate to accumulatemug. (n.) A garage that specialises in buying hot (recently stolen) cars and disassembling them to sell the parts individually, where they are vitually untraceable. Many parts will find themselves in west Africa, where they are then sold across the internet witht he claim that they were taken from wrecks. Since the laws regarding reporting wrecks in this part of the world are somewhat obscure, and unco-operative witht he rest of the world, reclaiming the parts, even if you can prove it is yours is very difficult.
The convertable BMW 3.25 was stolen in the early hours of the morning and is probably in a chop shop by now.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
Get the chop shopmug. Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006
Get the shit don't stinkmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
Get the Die with my ones' boots on.mug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the O/Hmug.